and well my dad was picking me up at 12 so i rang him and goes hey dont pick me up his mums leaving me home instead (lie) and he was like alright then good night.
so when we were goin we nicked his brothers car keys and took the hand break of teh car and rolled it down the hill and started it at the bottom. i was in passenger seat both of us were 16 lol i hope a police man reads this. and i had the camcorder in one hand and my guitar in the other doing 60 mile per hour down the back road.
we had a lot of wine in us xD and u know the back roads are shit with the lumps missing out of them we drove over one and them and the car swerved and my friend his the brace and the wheel locked and the tire blew and we hit of the trees on the left side of the road and then the trees on the right hand side and then again on the left and i was like oh wait i could die and he started swearing, ohh fuck oh fuck xD . i got out and checked the car it was fucked, dented to shit so i was like fuck this and walked the rest home and he drove back to burn the car.
The End True Story happend an hour ago..
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You and all your entourage - to me you're all the same
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...this is necessary; life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
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You and all your entourage - to me you're all the same
I don't want to be a tattooed millionaire!
...this is necessary; life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
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