ok well me and 3 of my friends were down the forest fucking about and we came to this tree with a big low branch that started about 20 feet up the tree. So i climbed onto the low bit of the branch and we were swinging it abit, reaching about 12feet hight and then the fuckers tied a rope around the branch and they al give is this big massive tug at once and the branch just got pulled straight up really fast, it reached about 18feet hight and then the fucken branch broke.

I fell straight down and landed flat on my back and the big fuck of branch landed on top of me and i was lieing there winded , couldent breath or move and my friends were like lol they thoght i died and then my friend came over and pulled the branch of and said 'are you ok?' and i was like 'mmmmm winded...' lol still hurts

ok well my snake shed today the corn snake, the skin is just over 3ft long.

today i left colage with my friend at lunch and wanted to show me the old factory so we went in, it was fucking massive and all we did was throw bricks thru windows and the ceiling and then climbed up on the roof and threw more bricks

ok well today in collage i had this packet of crisps tai chili ones , and me and my friend put chily sauce all over them and cooked them in the over so it dried into the crisps , and then i offered people in class some and they were like ohh ok ill have one and then they were like coughing for ages and all and scratching the inside of their mouths lol lol xD oi

ok so on thursday i told some people there is a party tonight in the old hotel where i live.

i will write this journal from everyones view.

ok so there was 5 of us heading into this old hotel to drink and have a good time

me
sinto and prezy
seamus and dan




*Me*

We had all broke into the hotel and were in the very top room, we had got candles and all and had a fire goin on a metal tray on the table, and we had seats all around the table, we bought 12 cans of harp, 2 bottles of strongbow and a bottle of buckfast.

we were all chatting away and drinking and then i got this txt message from my friend charles cos he said he would call round later.

he was down on the mainstreet ill type the text here. 'Get the Fuck out cops are outside.'

so i was like shit and looked up and who was standing in the doorway but 3 police men.

i was like ohh xD one of them said put that fire out so i lifted a pillow and tried to snuffle it out but it didnt work. then the stupid cop said pour the drink over it and i poured a can of harp on it and the fire just went up in mine and sintos face . and seamus started shouten stupid cop and all at him.

I got the fire out and it was pitch black, the the police men turned their torchs on. i looked round and seamus and dan had fucking dissapeared as well as a bottle of strongbow lol.

then we heard this bang and they had jumped out the fucking window a 12 ft drop.

The police were pritty pissed of about it. i watched them take sintos name and details and then they were taken prezys details he was completely wiped they took his name and he gave fake name, then they searched him cos he was completly fucked they thought he was on drugs, they found his wallet with his real name and they searched thru his tobacco for drugs.

he had the police well distracted ad i whispered to sinto, 'quik go out the window' and he said back theve already got my name, so i started climbing out the window real quietly , dropped down the 12 ft drop onto the lower roof then i jumped of that roof on to a parked van and then down on to the ground, i jumped the wall into the grave yard and then the wall out the back of the grave yard. I landed in a 6 ft deep bramble patch and had to climb thru it. cut the shit out of my legs and ended up in a field where i met charles. we walked down to the park and hid there, and then we saw sinto and prezy walking down the street and they had got we forums from the police with their details on them.

then we were all lookin for dan and seamus where ever the fuck they went, prezy was fucked we couldent bring him anywhere so when the police left we brought him back into the hotel and put him in bed and went to sintos house where we watch tv for a bit after that we went back to check on prezy and dan and seamus were in there too sleeping lol and then sinto headed back to his friends house and charles went home while the rest of us slept in the hotel.


*Ill write from dan and seamus's view now*

when they lights went out they jumped straight out the window and ran across the roof they landed on , and then they climbed over the garden hedges and fences and climbed and ran down the road a bit and climbed into a hedge where they drank the bottle of strongbow and slept in the hedge for a bit, when they woke up they hung about out side a steal yard and met this old man and they got talking to him and all and he invited them to there house for a cup of tea after they had their tea and all they headed back to the old hotel and found prezy in there sleeping so they set up a bed in the room next door.

*Sinto and Prezy*

after i started climbing out the window the polce man heard me and shon the torch and sinto told me they just saw my ass in the window and then i was gone, the police then escorted sinto and prezy out of the hotel, sinto said they didnt have a clue how to get out lol. sinto and prezy walked down to the park where they met me and charles xD

it was a class nightx

i have upploaded pictures of my new carpet python hope you like them i named the snake Kaa