ok well me and 3 of my friends were down the forest fucking about and we came to this tree with a big low branch that started about 20 feet up the tree. So i climbed onto the low bit of the branch and we were swinging it abit, reaching about 12feet hight and then the fuckers tied a rope around the branch and they al give is this big massive tug at once and the branch just got pulled straight up really fast, it reached about 18feet hight and then the fucken branch broke.

I fell straight down and landed flat on my back and the big fuck of branch landed on top of me and i was lieing there winded , couldent breath or move and my friends were like lol they thoght i died and then my friend came over and pulled the branch of and said 'are you ok?' and i was like 'mmmmm winded...' lol still hurts